Why Are People So Retarded?

Ahhhh, back at it again. Finally done with finals, came out of it alive but I did have help. My deep eternal hatred for people who are sooooo dumb fueled me through the tough times. Now we all know I reside in cold shitty weather having ass Pa. Now I know people like to be comfortable and shit but how the fuck is anyone comfortable wearing shorts and flip-flops in 20 degree weather. WTF!!!!!!!!!!! Like I was chilling in the cafe one time and I peeped this girl I knew. Since she was cute I decided to make a lil convo and I started off by asking where she been hiding at cuz I havent seen her in awhile. She responded by saying in direct quote " Ooo, I've been really sick lately but I dont know why." At this point I take the time out to actually look at wat she was wearing: light nova hoodie, super short shorts, and flip-flops. Then I looked at what i was wearing: sweater+coat, long johns+jeans, and timbs and I also glanced at the window just to make sure that it was still snowing outside. Ordinarily my next words would be "LOOK AT WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE WEARING YOU DUMB BITCH" but I was superbly hungry and decided to take my anger out on a cheesteak.

With that my peeps I'll catch yall next time.....

Finals Week...

So finals are over… all I can say is hooray. But theres a lot of shit that happened during finals week… dumb shit at that. Ok what kind of school makes u buy scantrons. If tuition is 37 fuckin thousand dollars why in the name of fucks sake would you make your students buy SCANTRONS to take ur tests on. I don’t get it and I’ll never understand it.


It also turns out that professors like to “G” their students heads. Sayin shit like we have 2 hours to mess with your college careers. If we could we could just fail you or pass you with no test at all. Come to find out I get to the damn exam location, and its like 20 questions n I’m done in 15 minutes. Why they feel the need
to stress a nigga out for no reason at all…


I told one of my professors that I got my girlfriend pregnant and that with finals around that my doctor said that my stress levels are abnormally high.

So he says ok I understand where u comin from and being that u already have an A average, ur exempt from the final… ONE LESS FINAL FOR ME LMAO

Until next time kiddos…

This Is HOT SHIT!!!!!... a lil old tho

Addressing the whole George thing

Now George is my son, comin from Dro and Chris... And we all kno he came at Nnamdi and Eric... but that was mad long ago, n it was jus comedy... as u kno we had dat post roastin George but we think it was a bit much... Its all love over here n besides we aint even write it... no hard feelins at all play boy... HOLLA AT US STAY RICH!!!!!!

A Few Tracks We Listen to For Various Situations

During college we witnessed the first black president elect. Times where we jus need to be alone to free our minds. Party times of course. Times where its about to go down yall kno how dat go... To ur right is a few tracks that describe these situations

Clearing The Air

As my boy Dro stated, these postings are exaggerated for comedic purposes not meant to offend any particular persons but if you just so happen to catch feelings please feel free to express how u feel and then go jump off a roof. Nah just playing, we welcome all to the fun. Nova is really a great school but just with a few quirks just like any other college. I love all my white friends (their cool as hell) and like we say ITS JUST COMEDY PEOPLE!!!!

reference to the CAU intro

Its Dro again... In reference to the first post... I just wanted everyone to know that this blog is just a little fun that a few college kids are having. I actually like CAU and i do think it is a fine institution... Also the umbrella incedent is really an over exaggerated outlook on a similar incedent that happened to me.... In conclusion just remember ITS JUST COMEDY PEOPLE... I LOVE ALL WOMEN AND MY SCHOOL in case u didnt know

The Nova Experience

Good old Catholic Villanova University, where your boy Chris currently spends his time. You would think growing up in Brooklyn, Ny (where I thought I seen it all) I'd be just fine but sure as the world is round and Bush was the worst president ever, I WAS WRONG, VERY WRONG....

I must start off saying that Villanova Universtiy is 90% full of these guys^, and about 4% black. Staggering numbers huh? Well it gets worse. Lets breakdown the true number of the black people that I actually see at this school. Seniors, forget about it. Juniors have there own campus miles away and shit. Most of the sophomores are commuters for some strange reason. Last leaves the freshman, which is said to be the largest group of african americans in Nova history but I somehow only seen bout 100 of us so far. Like wtf?????

I feel like I'm playing a game of where's waldo but instead of looking for one particular white guy I'm looking for any black person. But the game has different levels because just when you thought you found a black person you hear them talk and your like FUC!!!!! a white person in disguise and you gotta start all over again.

But the worse to me though is when I finally found the Philly hood people, and also found out that they speak a totally different language, smh. First off they speak in southern accents and last time I checked this was the NORTHEAST!!!! They created their own words, such as "jawn" and "drawlin." I dont get how those words even came to exist but it does and it shows just how sad this world is.

Now imagine how hard it is to find a nice african american female to potentially get with. As few of them as there is of course most of them would just happen to be ugly, retarded, psychotic, potentially burning, gay, and/or taken. Now is that not ridiculous, if it wasn't for the white whores and porn a black man would not be able to survive this fucked up ass school.

Until next time boys and girls....

CAU... the Intro

Sigh... Clark Atlanta University... what can i say about this fine institution, this is DRO by the way.

OK when i say FUCK this school... i mean FUCK this school... you cant go to the damn grocery store without bein pressed by bumbs for fuckin pennies... I got a white teacher teachin me African History at a HBCU.... WTF... the only thing black about this damn school is the students... Oh and the motto "Culture for Service" i should have a million fuckin community service hours cus of the countless times i done helped the homeless...

Now lets get to the women here. Now i dont call women bitches, but these girls here deserve it. You got the broke chicks who walk around in cooked jordan air force fusions wit they nose literally in the air. Like how many times does a nigga have to turn your ass down for u to understand that you are not HOT SHIT... I mean wtf they swear they run shit... One day i was jus walkin down the street goin from my class to get some food or some shit, next thing i kno some bitch grabs my shirt. Now it was rainin out n i had a big ass umbrella so she looks at me (her not having an umbrella) and she says "you not gonna let me walk wit you wit" the ILLEST attitude ever... Im lookin at this bitch like do i even fuckin know you, i never seen the chick a day in my life and she wasnt the cutest chick in the world but she wasnt ugly either. But really wat do u think i did........ I FUCKIN LEFT... I looked at the bitch n said ummm no im not gonna let u walk wit me, dead ass told the chick maybe if u were prettier u coulda gotten away wit dat but since u arent u shoulda asked nicer... N of course i moved along.

The bitches try to look like This ^ every day... now it wouldnt be a problem if their hair was real and they actually favored lauren london.... but its definitely weave and they definitely are no competition for L... so why even bother smh... ghetto ATL girls kill me

This is jus one example of the dumb shit that goes down at this "fine institution." Fine institution my ass... Cant wait to get up outta here, Stay tune 4 more