Friday, December 5, 2008

The Nova Experience




Good old Catholic Villanova University, where your boy Chris currently spends his time. You would think growing up in Brooklyn, Ny (where I thought I seen it all) I'd be just fine but sure as the world is round and Bush was the worst president ever, I WAS WRONG, VERY WRONG....




I must start off saying that Villanova Universtiy is 90% full of these guys^, and about 4% black. Staggering numbers huh? Well it gets worse. Lets breakdown the true number of the black people that I actually see at this school. Seniors, forget about it. Juniors have there own campus miles away and shit. Most of the sophomores are commuters for some strange reason. Last leaves the freshman, which is said to be the largest group of african americans in Nova history but I somehow only seen bout 100 of us so far. Like wtf?????
I feel like I'm playing a game of where's waldo but instead of looking for one particular white guy I'm looking for any black person. But the game has different levels because just when you thought you found a black person you hear them talk and your like FUC!!!!! a white person in disguise and you gotta start all over again.










But the worse to me though is when I finally found the Philly hood people, and also found out that they speak a totally different language, smh. First off they speak in southern accents and last time I checked this was the NORTHEAST!!!! They created their own words, such as "jawn" and "drawlin." I dont get how those words even came to exist but it does and it shows just how sad this world is.

Now imagine how hard it is to find a nice african american female to potentially get with. As few of them as there is of course most of them would just happen to be ugly, retarded, psychotic, potentially burning, gay, and/or taken. Now is that not ridiculous, if it wasn't for the white whores and porn a black man would not be able to survive this fucked up ass school.






Until next time boys and girls....

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